Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...