Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...