Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...