How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...