3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!