More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...