What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Bird jokes 01
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Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...