Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...