Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...