My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...