The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...