If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...