Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...