Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....