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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Did you hear about the blond?
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...