what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...