How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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The Y2K Blonde!
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If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...