Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...