Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...