Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...