New Virgin
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Psychiatrists and Patients
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Dear God (Christmas)
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Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...