Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...