A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...