The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...