I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...