bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...