Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...