Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...