Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...