Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...