Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
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What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
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What Happiness!
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...