Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...