What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
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There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Revenge of the Blondes!
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I’ll tell them slowly
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A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
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