Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...