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Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...