Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....