Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...