Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.