What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...