Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...