I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...