Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...