Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...