Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...