What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...