Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...