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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
grasshopper with no legs
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Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.