Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...