Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...