Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...