Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...