Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Get me an ambulence now
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Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...